Why have so many people reacted to the threat of the coronavirus by hoarding toilet paper? It’s a respiratory illness, not a gastrointestinal one.

Panic and Hoard?

I usually buy toilet paper a case at a time, enough to last more than a year even with frequent houseguests who stay for several days. I’d been running low on toilet paper just before news of the pandemic broke, and it was hard to resist the impulse to buy more when everyone else was. News of empty shelves made me wonder if I was condemning my family to a challenging bathroom situation in a few weeks’ time.

How Much Toilet Paper Do You Actually Use?

Instead of giving in to herd mentality, I collected some data: I kept track of how long it took just the two of us to use a roll. Thanks to the governor’s Stay Home – Stay Safe order, we’ve been without dinner guests, visiting family, or overnight visitors. Ten days later, only the roll in the Master Bedroom bath shows any sign of dwindling.

Doing the Math

Next, I took an inventory of all rolls of TP in the house. Between the linen closet and three bathrooms, the grand total is twelve.

Given that we’re sheltering in place – and barring any digestive ailment unrelated to the coronavirus – I did the math. At our current rate of usage, we have roughly enough toilet paper on hand until July ninth. There’s no need to rush out and buy more.

I know that my calculations are not perfect; they don’t meet the gold-standard of a double-blind scientific experiment. Nevertheless, it is an example of applying knowledge, data and logic to the current situation.

This is exactly what we need to do, not just about toilet paper, which is a distraction, but about giving in to panic of all kinds. It’s possible to stay calm, use logic, be generous and stay well.

Deborah Lee Luskin
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